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Job opening: Activism & Impact Manager

Activism

This is actually a job. Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream is hiring an ‘Activism and Impact Manager‘. Lucky for them, its parent Unilever is also a woke corporation. The job spec is simple:

Do you have at least three years’ experience working in campaigning within the NGO, charity or grassroots movement-building space? Have you got a passion for the idea that business can be used to drive positive change in the world? Do issues of social and environmental justice drive you to take action and are you able to persuade others to join you?

Values-led ice cream company Ben & Jerry’s is recruiting an Activism and Impact Manager to lead social and environmental justice campaigns in Australia and New Zealand with our team in Sydney.

CM guesses that milk shaking conservatives is a new thing of the left so there are some definite synergies to be had by “Ben & Jerrying” them. Hopefully, the Chief “Woke” Officer (CWO) can offset any losses to Unilever’s bottom line by encouraging activists to only use social and environmental just milk-based products from Ben & Jerry’s to ensure that the lost business from one side is made up through willful waste on the other.

When will businesses learn that telling their customers how to behave is not required? Yet another business to swipe from the list – Nike, Gillette, Ben & Jerry’s, Colgate, Starbucks…

Gillette targets toxic men at 50% off

The power of virtue signaling. Gillette half price. Schick full price. Get woke, go broke. Neutral Bay Woolworths channel check.