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It’s hard being perfect

Obviously, a very daft thing to say. Self-appraisal is so vacuous. Then again, Trump is the master of lighting fires for the media to chase. True to form they’ll wail for days over this comment questioning his intelligence to deflect from impeachment and demands for his tax returns. Yet is this quote remotely surprising?

According to Trump, he’s said he is a

“stable genius,”

that “no one respects women more than I do”, 

“I will build a great wall–and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me–and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words”

“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

“I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.”

“Ariana Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man–he made a good decision.”

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to border guards and they’re telling us what we’re getting.”

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

“I Have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”

“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”

“I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.”

“The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”

N.B. the last two were Obama.

Nancy Pelosi wasn’t much better – “We have to pass the bill for you to find out what’s in it.”

F’king hell mate

Follow the data, people. Apologies for the amount of climate change related posts of late. It is the climate alarmist silly season. The video above shows how easy it is to manipulate mindsets. Good to see that our PM Scott Morrison was thinking about smart drive-thrus. After all, as we showed, kids love McDonald’s ahead of climate strikes so merging technologies and fast food should connect the next generation. Uber should be looking to develop their rideshare app to go via fast-food chains. ScoMo has his finger on the pulse.

Atlassian billionaire Mike Cannon-Brookes doesn’t agree although he did reveal what an expensive Bellevue Hill private boy school education does for teaching how to respect the highest public office in Australia. ScoMo was dead right not to attend a summit where the organizers deliberately banned those from coal-related nations from speaking whilst demanding their cash. No need to join a summit where most of the attendees are from nations with high levels of corruption and have a sole purpose to cash in on the guilt of weak-willed western nations.

Maybe MC-B should reflect on what the UN summit does to cause children to meltdown thanks to irresponsible adults feeding them with unfounded scaremongering. That is where the anger should have been placed in that room. Who needs to show up? Then again behaving like children is a bit of a theme at climate summits. Profanity too.

Being a successful software developer doesn’t always extend to being an axe in other fields. CM also made reference to why MC-B should be supporting the Minerals Council of Austalia as so much of his business actually relies on it.

Universal pulls ads of movie where liberal elites hunt deplorables

Universal Pictures has pulled ads of movie, ‘The Hunt‘ – where liberal elites hunt deplorables for sport – in the wake of the recent shootings.

A liberal character in the movie can be heard asking, “Did anyone see what our ratf***er-in-chief just did?” No guessing who he was referring to.

Another responds, “At least the hunt’s coming up. Nothing better than going out to the manor and slaughtering a dozen deplorables.

Apparently it’s satire. Hollywood is always a great reference point for hypocrisy.

Parker Hannifin slowing (still) in 4Q

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Parker Hannifin (PH), the world’s industrial giant hardware store reported the following orders for the quarter ending June 30, 2019, compared with the same quarter a year ago:

  • Orders decreased 3% for total Parker (-4% in 3Q)
  • Orders decreased 4% in the Diversified Industrial North America businesses (-6% in 3Q)
  • Orders decreased 8% in the Diversified Industrial International businesses (-4% in 3Q)
  • Orders increased 10% in the Aerospace Systems Segment on a rolling 12-month average basis (+2% in 3Q)

PH is such a good read across on global activity. It supplies the likes of Caterpillar, Boeing, Cummins, Freightliner etc etc. in seals, pumps, hoses, connectors, filters, actuators etc etc. it supplies food companies with linear systems and pharmaceuticals with clean systems/pumps.

No wonder US Fed Governor Jerome Powell just cut rates. The world’s industrial powerhouses aren’t expanding and PH’s order book reflects the underlying weakness. No wonder Trump tweeted that Powell should make more cuts.

For the FY2020 outlook, PH is forecasting flat to down 3%. North American industrial flat to -2.8%, International Industrial -3.2% to -6.2% and Aerospace holding things up at +3.0% to +5.6%.

Typical US management bluster in the conference call. What else is new?

Trump straws because liberal paper straws don’t work

It seems President Trump is now selling ‘Trump’ branded plastic straws for a campaign fund raiser. $15 for 10.

The product description says

“Liberal paper straws don’t work. STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP and buy your pack of recyclable straws today.

 Please allow 12-14 business days.

BPA free

Reusable & Recyclable (Most importantly)

9″ long

Pack of 10 identical straws as shown

Laser engraved

Made in USA”

If the Democrats had any brains they’d launch an “Impeach” straw series. In single use paper of course.

Let’s not forget the facts on plastic waste. 60% of mismanaged plastic waste is from East Asia (i.e. China), 11% from South Asia; 9% from sub-Saharan Africa; 8% from MENA; 7% from LatAm; 3% from Europe and 0.9% from North America.

Typical tokenism of the left to ban plastics and punish those who aren’t responsible for the problem.

Make drinking through a straw great again

Anti-ICE protestors take down US flag and hoist Mexican flag in its place

Nikki Haley said it best,

Watching this video of anti ICE protestors bringing down the American flag and raising the Mexican flag. There are no words for why the Democrats are staying silent on this. If this is your way to winning an election, fire your strategist. This is disgusting. Love your country. And if you don’t like what is happening then tell the members of Congress to get to work and fix it.”

If these protestors hate America so much, why don’t they move to Mexico? To raise its flag surely suggests living south of the border must be superior? Yet more conditional citizens. If they hate the laws, then look to change them rather than disrespect those they disagree with.

If America is so hateful, why are so many still trying to get in illegally?

CM thinks Nikki Haley will be the 2024 candidate for president. With stunts like this, her odds look better and better.