Mercedes-Benz has decided to showcase its least fuel efficient SUV, the G63 AMG (which has the aerodynamics of a house brick), overlooking some renewable wind power. Irony, sarcasm and humour rolled into one. Is this to champion the importance of boosting policy that encourages carbon offsets or will the car double as a back up generator when the wind doesn’t blow?
Maybe the joke is on us. Perhaps the Germans aren’t doing humour at all but providing realistic assessments on actual consumer behaviour and the inability of renewables to provide baseload power.
Michelle Wolf is all class yet again. It is amazing Netflix can even air such poor taste in programmes. She spends six minutes poking fun at abortion. Indeed it is Netflix’s reputation at stake to air this crap. You might recall Wolf’s speech at the White House Correspondents dinner where her fingernails-down-a-chalkboard voice made off-coloured jokes surrounding abortion, Trump’s bedroom prowess, his daughter being as useful as an empty box of tampons and even portrayed WH Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders as a fat softball playing lesbian Uncle Tom for white women.
Even if one is pro abortion, it is hardly a topic which should be made the butt of jokes and flippant humour. Yes, comedy can cut across lines but there was zero content in this level of low base crass celebration. It is potty humour at best and vile at worst.
Watch the video on its merits and ask yourself did you laugh at any of her scripted attempt at humour? She lost a $4mn role to star in an Adam Sandler film after her White House stunt. Seems like doubling down is a thing for celebrities. Create shock value to make up for talent they don’t have. Was her comedy any good it would sell on its merit without having to resort to being face down in the gutter.
One thing is for certain, these events gift the mid terms to the GOP. Calling the Pro Life campaigners the equivalent of healthy ice cream or handsome testicles must have taken an age to think up. #WalkAway
Scottish comedian Count Dankula taught his girlfriend’s pug to do a Nazi salute as a prank. The video went viral. Regardless of the level of one’s taste in humour, he clearly never intended it as a hate crime. Luckily for the Count, the courts have ruled that he doesn’t need to do a 12mth jail term as was flagged. The fact that it even saw the inside of a courtroom shows just how ridiculous the legal system is becoming. The Crown initially claimed he was inciting hatred against Jews. Count Dankula was convicted of a crime with an £800 fine.
Unlike Kathy Griffin who has seen her career nosedive since after the Trump decapitation stunt, Count Dankula is likely to see a jump in following because he hasn’t made a song and dance about being a victim of his own making.
It is no surprise that The Guardian has published a review like this. It is yet another reason why it still begs for donations at the end of every article. Instead of thinking the content might be the problem the paper still thinks it’s readers “just haven’t come around yet”. It’s consistent with leftist thinking.
“Designed to appeal to US audiences first and foremost, and subsequently exploiting Australia’s inferiority complex, Crocodile Dundee confirmed false preconceptions Americans had (and perhaps still have) about Australia and Australians. These movies constructed a conservative fantasy, where white hetero males do all the hard work and are justly rewarded, and where everybody else, including “the sheilas”, “the Aborigines” and “the gays”, understand their place in the pecking order – which is somewhere below people like Dundee.”
Doesn’t the $700mn that the Crocodile Dundee franchise earned speak volumes of is popularity? Was it a surprise to see Tourism Australia make Paul Hogan (Crocodile Dundee) it’s pin up boy to tell Yanks he’ll “put another shrimp on the barbie”? The Guardian should take note. Is it that many people see beyond all of these stereotypes because of the comedy within it? Why would people pay to watch a comedy film if it must walk on egg shells over every potential grievance? Maybe it would please Buckmaster if signs lit up telling audiences when they should applaud and boo? That way we could be indoctrinated inside the theatre. Perhaps filmmakers should pool all revenues at the box office and divide them evenly so those that didn’t do very well get equal pay?
Will The Guardian protest in ways that force the film content approval boards to edit out any “insensitive comments” against minorities? Jerry Seinfeld used to make fun of our differences all the time. One episode saw Jerry asking a mailman who happened to be of Chinese origin whether he knew where a Chinese restaurant was. “Do you think because I’m Chinese that I know where the Chinese restaurant is?” “No I thought you’d know because you’re a mailman” Two perspectives hidden in the comedy. If Jerry Seinfeld wasn’t funny he wouldn’t have been paid millions per episode. The viewers spoke and the network listened.
The problem with the left is that they can’t laugh at themselves let alone life. Most good humour is achieved by making fun of people. Ricky Gervais made a whole comedy series ‘The Office’ which poked fun of the horrible boss most of us had encountered while tackling all the issues around race, gender, sexual orientation, office romances, hierarchies and the politics inside the workplace. It was so funny because the viewer could laugh at the truth behind the storyline as they could rattle off names of their own colleagues who were just like the characters.
But no, humour must be surgically removed by the state. Rules must be put in place to protect people that aren’t necessarily asking for it. Were Aborigines outraged after the first Crocodile Dundee? No. Should they and other minorities that supposedly had their feelings hurt retroactively seek compensation from Paul Hogan? Should he be dragged in front of the Australian Human Rights Commission?
What Buckmaster overlooks is the hypocrisy of Hollywood. As the #METOO scandal broke, celebrities might have worn black but so short of material were most of the dress makers one would be hard pressed to see it as a legitimate protest against sexual harassment. That’s ok though as their acceptance speeches spoke of gender pay gaps and all the other champagne socialist causes. That’s the difference. Because they support the leftist causes that’s alright even though half of those in the room are perfect examples of ignoring causes until it affects them. Surprise surprise to see the ratings of Hollywood award ceremonies plummet. Ringing any bells Mr Buckmaster?
So to Buckmaster’s hope that the next Croc Dundee film removes the very things that made the franchise such a hit. Why not just let the box office tell the story of what people are prepared to pay for? People can make up their own minds on what they’re offended by. They don’t need the state to control language and thought. Look at all the howls of protest from the left about Tommy Robinson being a hateful racist bigot. Then look to why he has two #1 best selling books on Amazon? Could it be more people actually agree with him but keep quiet to avoid endless tirades from the left? Then they wonder why Trump won. In a sense the president is a Crocodile Dundee. He portrays himself as a silverback who grabs crotches and throws caution to the wind at political correctness.
In HK over the past 7 days and it is fair to say that MiFID2 regulations are surplus to requirements. ‘Tis the season to highlight one’s own relevance. Nailed to the front door of most brokers are appeals to pester clients to vote in the Institutional Investor (II) survey.
Stupidity is self regulating. In a world which enforces ‘know your client’ (KYC) rules, sell-side brokers use January to chase and destroy what little value added is left over. Sales people and research analysts pan handle them for II votes. Yes even the brokers ranked 13th plead with clients to rate them as more useful than they really are.
So in reality, instead of trying to help clients make informed judgements to grow funds under management to increase the likelihood of trading liquidity, the broking community wastes countless silver bullets trying to manipulate a survey that hopefully fools their upper management that the outlook is bright.
The ability to plunge new depths is growing. One analyst from Daiwa took a video of his dancing skills to put on YouTube as a way to gain attention to win votes. To his credit he came in 3rd ranked. Although one could argue his analytical acumen took a back seat to his moon walking.
However nothing beats my former sales colleague who entered the name of a mechanical monkey (named Monkey Marc) as M. Marc in an II type survey. Clients were only too happy to make him the #1 stock picker in Japan. It was only when they went to the award ceremony when the Survey host realized the joke was on them. It went a step further when it was discovered that M. Marc’s mechanical legs tapping on a numeric keyboard allowed him to actually be credited as the best stock picker.
While many in finance play themselves as the consummate professionals, perhaps it is now a given that the II survey now allows clients to consume entertainment without having to fill in lengthy compliance forms to justify it. As the title says – stupidity is self regulating!
Kathy Griffin has made a video pleading for networks to put her on shows and value her two Emmys. It is perhaps the funniest thing she’s ever done in comedy given she is being serious about how inhumanely the system that she’s made $20mn out of is now treating her – blacklisted as she calls it. Watch her go through the routines of how she is a woman and deserves to be paid as much as men if she gets another go. She should consider herself lucky to get a 30 second snippet on an unknown local network for free such is her poor form and complete lack of understanding of why no one will touch her because networks know audiences won’t bother watching and no advertisers will back her. Perhaps she needn’t have abused Aussie breakfast TV hosts with “you’re full of crap”. She openly admitted she showed no remorse for what she did yet now begs for forgiveness because her brand of apology is unaccepted by the main. Pass me the Kleenex.