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Noosa Shire declares climate emergency

Noosa Shire has declared a climate emergency! So frightened are residents who stand to have their houses submerge below the waves that this house is a whisker from a fire sale at $5.2m! Many others just like it!

Has the $112m council got that little to do that it must indulge in this stupidity?

Contained within the 2017/18 Annual Report there is a section that looks at ‘Excellence as a Council’

It reports,

Top performing services were Waste Management, Customer Service, Disaster Management, Community Safety, Management and Supervisory Officers, Quality of Elected Council and Financial Management; and

Areas for improvement included Parking, Facilities, Economic Development/Local Employment, Road Maintenance, responding to the Community, Road Construction, and Providing Leadership and Advocacy.”

It doesn’t seem that a climate emergency is a concern of local residents.

So scared are local and future residents that the council approved 98.5% of the 503 development applications put forward. Hardly the actions of people fleeing for their lives.

The council reports 1,518,164 general waste bins 740,725 recycling bins 360,312 garden bins were collected with 131,000 visits to the tip.

Is Noosa Council paranoid of being thought of as a pariah if it doesn’t join the group think brigade of 650+ cities virtue signaling?

Perhaps we shouldn’t be too critical and celebrate Noosa Council’s climate efforts with the “one” EV charging station at Cooroy in 2018! Maybe it can champion the installation of 2 charging stations in 2019. A 100% uplift in climate commitments!

Climate alarmist Streisand flies 3 pooches to London for concert

Barbra Streisand has flown her three pooches 10,000 miles to London to listen to her Hyde Park performance. As with most climate alarmists, they rarely practice what they preach. This only makes CM sleep more soundly at night that we have little to worry about. Feel sorry for the pooches.

When you know time is meaningless

Who knew? Prince Charles has told Commonwealth leaders we have 18 months to do something about the planet.

Which is it? If one were to time an egg by the alarmists we’d end up with a bunch of mush. Yet Greta Thunberg and the Extinction Rebellion (XR) were quick to capitalize on the Prince’s prophecy. 18 months. CM thought 2025 was the XR timeline? IPCC 2030? Please, can we just have some consistency? It’s all too confusing.

Don’t forget CM pointed out XR’s complete own goal citing a 2018 paper that spoke of 2022. So blinded by their excitement to confirm their own bias they overlooked the very content that ratcheted up the hysteria by recording 2025 instead. Sloppy! And they expect us to submit to their demands because supposedly they know best.

So quick to grab any alarmist hope, any date will do it seems. CM is sure if 2018 was cited as the deadline, XR would be all over it.

Unfortunately HRH should speak to his father who has toyed with bringing back a new version of HMY Britannia. Think of all the energy intensity that will go into making that monster.

When will these people finally work to putting forward a coherent strategy rather than espouse anything that might support a cause.

The bigger laugh was that XR Germany has posted that climate change could claim its first victim in the UK by 2045. XR started in England.

So deranged are the country-by-country XR movements that they seem to be trying to outdo each other in the same echo chamber.

New Greta Thunberg bumper stickers on sale

Seems even the peacenik Germans have had enough of Greta Thunberg. Amazon is selling bumper stickers to those motorists sick of being lectured to by a 16yo.

Although await the backlash be the activists getting Amazon to remove the page. It won’t much matter as people will just go direct to source.

€3.99 per sticker. Sold here

The teenager and her big sister

The Guardian has published a conversation between the 16yo climate activist, Greta Thunberg, who recently told a group of adults they’re just “uninformed” and Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who thinks we should go out of our way to make air travel unnecessary.

For as much as The Guardian hypes this Skype call as the intellectual version of the Jamaican men’s 4x100m Olympic sprint team, CM think it is more like Eric the Eel and Eddie the Eagle.

Despite AOC’s Green New Deal being dismissed by her own party as a “green dream” and it losing 57-0 in the Senate, The Guardian paints her as a doctorate in her field. Sadly, her younger sidekick will soon receive an honorary degree from the University of Mons in Belgium.

Anyway, the manifesto of the left is all in this conversation – the politics of envy, the evil oil lobby, the importance of tokenism and of course a 16yo telling us that she knows best.

One of the telling lines from Thunberg runs,

I saw very recent numbers, I think it was yesterday, that suggested about 2% of Sweden’s population don’t believe in the climate crisis. Here it’s not as acceptable to not believe in it. Everyone accepts that it’s a fact. But still we aren’t talking about it, and it’s not a priority. We are just treating it like any other issue.”

Two points.

First, Thunberg explains the totalitarian propaganda shaming of it “not [being] as acceptable not to believe in it

Second, any politician staring at only 2% skepticism faces next to no risks to pushing a climate agenda. Take Ireland. It too has stated a climate emergency with a glossy Climate Action Plan 2019 yet the budget papers tell the complete opposite to crisis – 0.6% of total budget spend on the environment with a cap out to 2022. Hardly the actions of an emergency mandate…

In any event Thunberg plans to travel to the UN summit in NY on September 23rd. Given she doesn’t fly she is still committed to go there. She’ll need to sail because catching an ocean liner is far more polluting than an aircraft. Having said that, her wafer thin size catching a commercial flight won’t add any net emissions to those already in the air. SH can also take solace that the Virgin Group CEO has at least muttered we should consider not to fly to save the planet instead of shutting the airline down.

The good thing is that AOC has extended every courtesy to Thunberg when she arrives. To be honest she should be thrust onto the stage at the Democrat primaries to add to the hard left tack it has already taken. He’ll, she can even claim illegal status and vote for AOC in New York, which has just joined the other 650 group thinking councils around the world to declare a “climate emergency.”

D’oh – Extinction Rebellion shortchange themselves 3 years

Today, the sloppy Extinction Rebellion (XR) mob have pulled out a memo from Jan 2018 to tell us we have only five years to save ourselves. 2025 they constantly warn us! Sadly if XR bothered to read Harvard Professor James Anderson’s prediction properly they would noted that he mentioned “2022”, not “2025”. Perhaps we should thank the XR for awarding us three extra years to muddle.

Maybe hysteria is sharply correlated with inaccuracy.

So CM chooses “extinction” of the “rebellion” thanks to the group’s inability to get the facts right especially when they lean towards their very own innate biases.

Recall CM pointed out the group’s previous sloppy work – here.

And these clowns want us to listen to them. No thanks. At least with this mistake Greta Thunberg will make it to her 21st birthday!