Beer

Refreshing honesty

Honesty really works. Once again capitalism allows companies to work out very quickly when consumers shun product changes without proper consultation. From Carlton Dry:

We overcomplicated things…

A beer that’s now harder to open! We clearly got this wrong and we’re sorry.

Last October we replaced our twist off caps with a ring pull cap and it didn’t take long for all of you loyal drinkers to let us know that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

So we’re pulling our fingers out, and pulling the pin on the ring pulls. As of March, the twist tops that you know and love will be back on our stubbies.

At the time we changed to ring pulls, our bottles were also reduced from 355ml to 330ml so we could avoid increasing the price – keeping it as one of the most affordable beers on the market.

To keep our prices unchanged on our stubbies we’re not passing on any of our increases in production costs for a 12-month period and we won’t pass on the Government’s February increase in beer tax. This will help keep Carlton Dry prices as low as possible.

We hope the twist top brings back the simple joy of cracking open one of our beers without burning a hole in your pocket.

TL;DR

We F’d up. Ring pull bad. Twist top good. Changing back at good price.”

Elizabeth Warren’s New Year’s message


Elizabeth Warren may have announced she is running for President of the United States in 2020 but this New Year’s video is utterly cringeworthy. Apart from the fact she cracks open a beer to pretend to be down to earth she only managed to garner 15 live viewers with her stream. Way to go for the election campaign. Where were her in house media managers? This video is such cannon fodder for her opponents, both Democrat and Republican alike. Embarrassing. At the very least she should have channeled former Australian PM RJL Hawke on how to consume beer for an audience.

Magical Christmas Unicorn vanilla ice cream beer – what were they smoking?

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All jokes aside this “Magical Christmas Unicorn” vanilla ice cream beer from a local brewer in Beechworth, Victoria is much better than it sounds. 7.3% alcohol. I’m wondering whether they tip a punnet of ice cream inside a brewing vat? If you get a chance try it – it is nothing like you imagine. Perhaps they named it after a night with magical mushrooms on Christmas Eve.