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Traits of a good tinder opener – make it funny!

But nothing rubs it in like a computer. But it was no match for me at kickboxing. But if you had a game-plan—a foolproof jokea one-liner, say, that could suck all the tension out of the room—why, you'd be a hero! He was lucky it was a soft drink.

So take a look at some of these lines and see if any of them strike your fancy. If you're female, "Your place or mine" should do the trick.

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That's a bit of a stretch. How about a Fountain of Smart?

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Either way, it can kick off a fun convo. And if you have a line that you like to use, or that has been used on you a lot, feel free to mention it in the comments. You have a perception problem. Because DAMN girl! I like this one because it acknowledges that there are so many tired lines out there.

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These lines are cute and disarming. I still don't see myself as some crazy player but just a normal guy that loves the funny. If a girl likes certain movies Bbws looking for sex Iluka ready to play you like too, you can use that to liner the conversation with her, too. There's no perfect opening linebut having a few funny ones or good questions in your pocket can make a big difference.

I have a first covering for my rock hard abs. Commit them to memory, and you'll have your friends laughing so hard they won't even remember why the conversation had lagged in the first figst. Filed Under. Sure, it may be true I hope it isand it is true of a vast majority of the population.

I'm just kidding. If a girl has a unique name, see if you can play with it — cunny what this dude did: 7: Being Detailed in Your Message.

The trick is to keep the conversation going. Now, Tinder has certainly had its ups and downs in the last couple of years and caught a lot of flak for being a hook-up app and even a breeding-ground for sexual harassment.

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Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal! How about we hump back at my place.

You'd be the Chevy Chase circa late-'70s of your social circle, the one who could be counted on to say the perfect thing at the perfect time to make everybody feel a little less uncomfortable and silly. This is where you fitst describe, in humorous detail, what you want to do with her.

He won't expect it back. So study hard and be evil. New spin on an old classic. For more Tinder lines, well, check out TinderLines. If everything goes wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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So heed my words, sucka! I realized that the other day inside my fort. Basically: When you match with a girl on Tinder, you gay hobart tasmania everything you need to start a conversation with her.